As you can see by this advertisement the god of the underworld (kitten division) has unleashed a truly unholy announcement. Mount Olympus bring forth sweet musings from the devil himself. Conjurers of siren songs to make the ears swell in divine orgasm and drive even the hardest of temperments mad with bloodlust. The pyramids themselves, which hath stood for many a millenium, tremble at the very whisper of such an occurrence.
Mount Olympus plays at 1030pm.
Retribution will be sought in the way of dollars, more than 5 and less than ten, to witness such a soiling of all that is holy. However all that is holy, had it coming.
-Dionysus
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